meow miau mjau

big-burrito:

world’s okayest friend

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

lggyzalea:

when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by 

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What’s going on

LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE

  • name: Rae
  • eye color: Blue
  • hair style/color: Long-ish, straight, blonde
  • clothing style: Baggy t-shirts & shorts + Baggy sweaters tucked into skirts.
  • best physical feature: My hair’s cool

LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE

  • your fears: The dark
  • your guilty pleasure: River Monsters & 19 Kids and Counting
  • ambitions for the future:  Major in Biochemistry at WSU & get my bachelors… then head off to Optometry school for 4 more years and get a job and have my cat still.

LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS

  • your first thoughts waking up:  "Where are my glasses?"
  • what you think about most:  My cat… D:
  • what you think about before bed: Making sure my cat is next to me on her pillow oh gosh i’m a mess…
  • you think your best quality is: I’m funny sometimes when the mood’s right and the stars align.

LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER? 

  • single or group dates: Group dates… Because I’ve never been on a single date… But I’ve been on “group dates” with my friends and their boyfriends haha… ha..
  • to be loved or respected: Respected… You get further that way… 
  • beauty or brains: Brains… Definitely… If you have to ask me for the definition of every word I’ve got to say… Oh no…
  • dogs or cats:  Dogs. Because they always love you. Cats vary from cat to cat.

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU

  • lie: Everyone does. It’s something I make a conscious effort to not do though.
  • believe in yourself: I believe in my whole Optometry dream…
  • believe in love: Yeah
  • want someone: to bring me pizza and sprite whenever i want and to rub my shoulders? yes.

LAYER SIX: EVER?

  • been on stage: Yeah… Wash your troubles away.. with your laundry.
  • done drugs: Prescription… That were prescribed to me.. haha.
  • changed who you were to fit in: Nah, probably wouldn’t say that.

LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES

  • favorite color: Purple
  • favorite animal: Sloths
  • favorite movie: Life Is Beautiful. (Only in Italian with the English subtitles though… The English dub is terrible and I get secondhand embarrassment from it) 
  • favourite game: Things

LAYER EIGHT: AGE

  • day your next birthday will be: Saturday, June 20 20, 2015.
  • how old will you be: 18. ;))))))) aayyy

sentimental-sanity:

clonesbians:

weloveshortvideos:

Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly

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This is GOLD

habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

Literally… I can’t.

girlchub:

currently lookin 4 a sugar daddy that doesnt wanna do any sexual stuff but just buys me everything i want and tells me im cute

voracidous:

YOU GET AN EXTRA HOUR IN THE BALL PITimage

AND YOU GET AN EXTRA HOUR IN THE BALL PITimage

EVERYBODY GETS AN EXTRA HOUR IN THE BALL PITimage