happy meows

today i have come to a few realizations. 1. it’s going to cost me a lot to become an optometrist. 2. i hate photographing junior highers because they think they’re cool by pulling a straight face no your mommy wants smiles so sMILE

shitshilarious:

Hold on to your eucalyptus I’m gonna try and lose him

ignitionremix:

I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones

also trying to memorize the preamble for government class though

literally though how can anyone even argue about whether or not the police are “right” in what they do in Ferguson like it literally says in the preamble of the constitution “insure domestic tranquility” like cmon guys that is not insuring domestic tranquility there is no way to argue that.

skeletonmeme:

decode their text messages for “txt speak” slang used by SKELETONS

  • LOL - lots of legbones
  • SMH - skeletons murdering humans
  • FYI - forget your insides! (and become a skeleton)
  • WTF - waxing the fibula
  • OMG - outta my grave
  • FFS - for friendly skeletons

tolazytofinishthi:

unclefather:

yaaaaas santa you look so good santa

SLEIGHH

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

Why

awwww-cute:

Give me whatever it is you’re eating